This shampoo is supposed to be good... Not for foreigners lol
1,680g refill. Bought from Donkey Hotel
Around ¥600… ish
A few years ago I noticed my hair was thinning a bit. Maybe due to the increased humidity of Aichi, or maybe my body finally admitted that I’m not 29 years old anymore.
Who am I kidding? I’ll be 29 as long as I keep saying it… Even though it’s already been well over 10 years 
Instead of admitting that I don’t exercise enough, or that my diet is absolutely dog balls, I decided to try a shampoo that claims to repair your hair and all that funky jazz.
This “Clear Green” stuff was the first one I tried. And back then I thought it was balls.
No, not the “dog’s balls”. Just plain balls.
Now, a few years later, I’m wandering around Donki and see a massive bag of it for around ¥600. Maybe things have improved? Maybe they’ve finally figured out how to stop my slow descent into looking like Homer Simpson?
Have they balls!
Well, it’s cheaper I guess. That’s a good thing.
Right?
Right????
Well, meow that I’ve finally reached the end of the bag, I thought I’d write down my thoughts so I don’t make the mistake of buying the bloody thing again.
So, “hair repair” was it? “Total Care”? Hair expert MEN?
For my thin (and extremely masculine) British hair, this is shite. I’m pretty certain there’s no difference between this and the white piss they sell at Daiso. This is supposed to be hair repair, right? I mean, there are cheap shampoos that clean your hair, fair enough, but does this actually repair anything or make my hair look any better?
No.
I still look like the same fugly character from the Addams Family, or maybe the Hunchback of Notre-Dame if he’d had a particularly rough morning.
Damnit.
There’s no hiding thin hair here.
Maybe it’s actually designed for the THICK Japanese hair. Who knows? Perhaps this shampoo takes one look at my pathetic British follicles and just gives up.
At least it smells like some random herbs. There’s a picture of some sort of grass or plant on the front. Is that barley? Oats? I don’t know. Maybe I’m supposed to be washing my hair with porridge.
That IS a plus, right? 
Porridge for breakfast tomorrow morning it is.
2/5
It’s a bit shit.
But at least the bag is green.
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